What has it been? Two months since our last post? Two months? Is that conscionable? If there is a sure-fire method to build up a readership and promptly lose it that would be it. To discontinue all communication and initiate a heinous delay. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

Or is it?

No, it isn’t. It’s not disgusting at all. We knew exactly what we were doing; we saved this site from itself. As cryptically vapid as that statement may seem it bears with it a stern honesty. You must understand what this site is to begin with. Yes, it’s a fucking blog. We find this fact as disturbing as you do, trust us. We knew blogs were done for as soon as the (wholly stupid) term “blog” was coined. But let us not forget why blogs became so popular in the first place; they can be infinitely useful. But what fun is it to read them? You often get the sense that you aren’t participating in a useful activity at all: not only unconstructive but downright detrimental. Who cares what anybody thinks about anything? We can see through that thin digital veneer. Underneath those hackneyed quips and vainglorious banter is just some schmoe who has nothing to say but wants to feel like he’s contributing something. What a crock. But “infinitely useful”? Yeah, thats what we aim for. The whole purpose of this site is to serve the reader, not its irritating, misguided author. It’s pretty simple really. There’s a lot of stuff going on, where else are you going to hear about it without putting up with any bullshit?

This site.

We’re starting over, but we’re not changing anything.