You may remember Massachusetts Senator John Kerry. He is probably best known for running for President way back in 2004 (he lost). You may also remember his lack of campaigning in the state of Texas. It makes sense after all, because he probably would have been shot along some highway by a crazed redneck ala Easy Rider. But Senator Kerry has recently figured out that he can book a flight directly to the speck of blue amidst a sea of red that is Travis county.
John Kerry will be speaking on Saturday at the University of Texas’ Recreational Sports Center located on campus at 2100 San Jacinto Blvd (thanks to the University Democrats). The discussion will be a town hall style forum concerning children’s health insurance and his “Kids First” initiative (and recreational sports?) . This shit goes down at 10am sharp (Kerry is never late) and anybody is welcome to attend. However there’s only so many people who can fit in a building so visit the link below to reserve up to four spaces.

RSVP [JohnKerry.com]
Event Details [UDems]
Directions [Google Maps]